Ok I just want to give my definition of the typical douchebag of our time. Let's start with a wardrobe of way too many polo shirts, faded jeans with holes, wallabees and/or sperrys, an MLB hat (though most of these assholes don't root for that team) usually flatbilled and over sized and cocked to the side, and a northface jacket. The most common team is the yankees because that's what everyone gets. When I see a douchebag wearing a redsox hat, I often find myself standing still and realizing that I've wasted 10 minutes of my life standing and dreaming of different ways to end their life. Anyways, they normally have a southern accent, jock type, listen to rap but claim to be racist, think country music is the greatest thing known to man, and when you quiz them on metal, they almost always say either Nickelback or Hinder. I would almost risk jailtime to end these people. They are also some of the most immature, ignorant, close-minded, drugged-out, alcoholic pricks on this planet, but claim that they are hardcore christians and they focus their lives only on God...give me a FUCKING break. Anyways, I don't even know why I posted this, I'm just chillin in t-town watching The Warriors and just wanted to vent a bit. Goodbye.
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